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My Mucking Fagic SpaceWhen I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape. 4月4日 a little guess who...Well heres one for you all......Theres 75 different bands represented in this picture....look closely might even be better off saving the pic so u can zoom in or see the whole thing(you can only see half as its large)......Good luck....
i'll start you off with one of the easy ones.....guns n' roses....
3月31日 Must try harder.....*Turns the light on*
I'ts been a while...and soz havnt been over to yours for a while gee.Oh and can i have everything back u stole while i was away??? i have no crazy pants left now
 !!!Not been around that much been really busy since i last blogged:-
Nothing much too interesting really hopefully try to blog something worth reading in nextcouple of days.Hope your all ok. 3月18日 shemale bouncer,shamrocks and gravel pizza......Yesterday was the start of my birthday celebration.I woke up this morning fully clothed on top of my bed with a helium filled shamrock balloon floating above my head as it was tied to my wrist by its ribbon.My mouth felt drier than u can imagine..the sort of dry from eating jacobs crackers dry.
i remember this much....after getting ready with a few glasses of wine my mates turned up armed with wine,vodka and other alcoholic beverages.Off to the pub we went after drinking more than a weeks worth of alcohol units.Done some shots in the pub danced like loons,ogled the new dj.Being followed into the toilet everytime we went by a scary shemale bouncer...who thought we kept going in to take coke..then telling me she knew kerry takes allsorts as shes trained to know just by looking at people  ..none of us were tho,we were just pissed lol.Gathered the troops and headed to a club.Had a cpl of drinks in indie bar before club as needed a fix of good music.Befriended a guy from south africa who i thought was australian from his accent..well they sound similar to me.Queued in the cold.me and sam blagging our way to the front by smiling sweetly at all the guys in front hehe.Dancing a lot more,getting brought lots of drinks.Being given a helium balloon(the one i woke up tied to this morning) by the dj as it was my birthday.Sarah keeping snogging me,chipping a tooth a bit as mate accidentally danced into me as was taking a sip of my drink  luckily only a tiny bit so not bad.Drunken phonecall from the toilet.My bros mate saying he knows a taxi driver so can get a cheap taxi home.Going to pizza place,ordering a pizza,getting taxi home with my bro and his mate. My brother dropping my pizza out of the box onto the floor,then picking it up and putting it back in the box telling me its fine to eat..even tho it had gravel on it.My bro getting in and being sick in toilet...ewww.Me and colin laughing at him.Me throwing my gravel covered pizza at his head as he was hugging the toilet and taking a pic of him to use as bribery at a later date..hehe.I then left them to it and went to bed.Not a bad night at all considering it was just a local drink with mates last night.3月12日 gold star for kerri.....First of all i want to give a round of applause to kerri.She got the most correct answers on the guess the lyrics....She is a little bit clever after all the answers are...
So there we go... 3月8日 Guess the songs....how many of the songs can you guess from the lyrics...a prize to the winner...not sure what lol errrrm ill think of something.....
1.I'm not a doctor and i'm not a lawyer,i get the prescription i set it on fire.Blow me a kiss i'll be happy the rest of my life.....
2.After he had left she was fixing her face in a compact,there was a terrible craaash.between her and the bed she spilt her purse and her bag.......
3.I hold and image of the ashtray girl,i have the cigarette burns on my chest.i wrote a poem that would describe her world and put our friendship to the test.....
4.when you were here before i couldnt look you in the eye,your just like an angel your skin makes me cry,you float like a feather in a beautifl world,i wish i was special, your so fucking special......
5.This could be the very minute i'm aware im alive,all these places feel like home,with a name id never chosen i can make my first steps as a child of 25.....
6.Did you see the stylish kids in the riot shovelled up like muck,set the night on fire....
7.sometimes i fantasise when the streets are cold and lonely and the cars they burn below me.........
8.Get me to the airport and put me on a plane hurry hurry hurry before i go insane i cant control my fingers i cant control my brain....
9.ive seen your frown and its like looking down the barrel of a gun and it goes off,how come all these words oh theres a very pleasant side to you a side that i prefer......
10.dont wanna drink dont wanna be a clown gotta get my feet back on the ground before it pulls me in....
11.Another turning point a fork stuck in the road,time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go.... 12.When i wake up in my makeup, its too early for that dress......
13.theres no point sitting going crazy on my own,do you know what i was put here on the world for,could you tell me in 3 words or more,its the only way of getting out of here....
14.2 of us flicking through a thrift store magazine,she plays the drums im on tambourine....
15.you know you could have been a wonder taking your circus to the sky, you couldnt take it on a tightrope......
16.what happens when u lose everything u just start again you start all over again....
17.im on it, get on it, the troops are on fire you know i need it much closer im treading just a little might step on it.....
18.everybody sees me, but its not that easy, standing in the light field, waiting for some action,why wont you come over here weve got a city to love.....
19.driving in your car i never never want to go home, because i havnt got one, anymore, take me out tonight, cos i want to see people and i want to see life......
20.im gonna call her on the telephone,have her over cos im all alone,i need excitement oh i need it bad and its the best ive ever had..... 3月2日 *sigh*ok had enough of charlotte churches mood swings now,back to some James i think...wooo*dances* 2月28日 I need to lie down.....Oh my days as kerri would say......I actually like a charlotte church song .Whatever next Westlife,Mcfly..Dammit!!!!!!2月25日 gaybar,fighting and lollipops.......Well yesterday was friday in case it escaped anybodys attention.Maphro boarded a coach in liverpool and six hours later he arrived in my little town.On his travels he met an american tourist,a fat bouncer/rugby player/ticket inspector,a man of many talents and got lost finding the train station.He got here about 7pm and i was working til 9.30 and kerri was faffing around so we directed him to one of our local pubs and told him to have a cpl of drinks til we cld get there.He txt me after 10 minutes thinking me and kerri were winding him up and that we had sent him to a gay bar! !i rang him to see what he meant and he said there was only a cpl of ppl in there and a 'looky looky' man staring at him from the bar.I told him not to worry and id get there as soon as i could.I managed to sneak out of work early and met kerri then we met Maphro in the pub.He was already a bit merry after being 2 hours ahead of us in the drinking stakes.The rest was eventful.....
Meeting up with mates tonight for a proper night out as just stayed local yesterday so should be fun. 2月21日 Men & FairiesA married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female. cocktails,monkeys and ponchosHellooo everyone been a while.Have had a busy week not really had chance to catch up.Ill keep it brief..
Hope everyone is ok and Maphro get ya funkytown outfit on as me u and kez are going to have a good w/e, i might even wear my poncho towel..woooooo.Oh and Kez i saw a ginger monkey at the zoo.I tried to steal it for you but it was fast and i cant climb as well as them....oh and a goat tried to eat my coat and i was scared of the llamas, i thought they were going to spit.I shld have tried to calm a llama down(kez wil understand that bit).Theres a cpl of pics..i look a bit like the ring monster as its blurry(my excuse anyway)I didnt take many it was cold but theres a few including one of a beetle which had such a great name but i cant remember what it was..dammit..i think it had the word fabulous in it somewhere tho. 2月11日 27 True Facts About David Hasselhoff......... I present to you.... THE HOFF! (27 true facts about the Hoff) 1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live. 3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny. 4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had s3x with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself. 7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back. 8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity. 9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down. 10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead. 11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero. 12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and Those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. 13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh!t. 14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill. 15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding. 16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. 18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. 19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. 21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 22. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 23. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him. 24. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 25. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. 26. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares. 27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face. 2月7日 I have bird flu.....Yes i know its not as bad as the lethal 'MAN FLU' but i still feel shit.Ive had it since friday so didnt go out at the w/e.I did feel a little better this morning and even went out for a bit...Tho i dont think the quadbiking helped me get over the cold lol.It was great fun tho hehe thanks shaun
 .I am now debating over wheteher i am actually well enough for work in the morning as feel real shite again im sure i have a throat infection too.I think i caught it off of my friend louise(not from any lesbian related action for all of you with a dirty mind).She had tonsillitus and i drunk some of her drink the other day.I think im going to get back in bed as on sofa at the mo with laptop.nearly spilt some lemsip on it ooops.*sniffles* 1月31日 ey ooopHmmmm well the w/e kind of went like this......
that was about it really but with lots more laughing at kerri and dave.bless them both
 1月24日 don't make me get the stick....This Ones for kerri....Kings of leon yes ill let u disagree on But not PROTOCOL...can't u just feeel the yummness?Yes, yes u can.mmmmmmmmm  .phone dramaFriday my beloved mobile phone decided to die on me.it went a bit mental so i turned it off then when i turned it on again it came up with an error saying contact retailer.This resulted in me going NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for about 1/2 hour and stressing as i was sposed to be going out with my mate and being a fool don't have any of my mates numbers written anywhere.Until that happens u dont realise just how much you take your phone for granted(ive only just learnt my mobile number after a year).All of my phonenumbers apart from about 5 were saved on my phone so even after borrowing a phone to put my sim in i have lost all of my phone numbers*sob*.I had to go round to a mates and get some off her and then to work to get my workmates numbers so has been a bit of a nightmare.I took my phone in for repair yesterday and the nice guy at the phone shop fixed it for me and only cost £10...I was expecting it to be a lot more and as im pay as go not under contract or warranty etc.I was a bit embarassed tho when i picked it up as the guy told me hed managed to save all the saved stuff on my phone.....i had some errrrm quite embarrassing pics on there.No wonder him and the other guy was smiling  At least it works now YAY .1月18日 bless her bird knowledgeAnother classic just in from....Kerri.....she asked what a crow is.I said it was kind of like a blackbird but bigger.Her reply was: 'ok i dont know what a black bird looks like really but im guessing it is black'Check out the proof below..hahah kez youre great. ewwwwwTheres only one thing worse than a cold toilet seat!!! A warm toilet seat. There's only one way short of magic it could have gotten warm. At first, you're almost thankful it's warm, then you get to thinking... this is the result of another person's ass-warmth. note to self:never eat another kebabWell last night turned into a spur of the moment drinking sesh.My mate Norma rang me up saying she had to get out for a bit and asked if i wanted to go to the pub.well u know me i hate alcohol and drinking but as shes a mate i had to go with her.I got home from work about 3.30pm and she was at mine by 5 and we had a few glasses of wine which had been hanging round from xmas.lisa turned up about 6 with a bottle of this home-made vodka shot stuff shed made.we were drinking glasses of it .Got to the pub about 7 and can safely say i was well and truly pissed by about 8.30.Went to a few dif pubs then back to our local.ended up with me and lisa being invited to a club with these guys lisa knew who we met in the kebab shop.I apparantly spilt kebab over the floor of one of the guys car(i cant remember much lisa filled me in this afternoon)but i remember it was a nice car a new bmw....oops.Got to the carpark by the club and i was nooo way up for clubbing i felt tres shite so decided to stay in the car.well i say stay in the car it was more like hang out of the passenger door and be sick(goodbye kebab).Classy lass me lol.Lisa informed me i was very entertaining tho and was talking all sorts of drunken shite.I seriously dont know how i made it to work for 7.30 this morning and was still pissed.I still feel ill now and think i might have an early night.1月10日 simple things......Well today ive been mostly bored.Mates are all at work and i have nothing to do really...i have found a few games that have helped my waste the time tho and have put them up in a list....go check some out if you are bored too.... so bored i tried some of these.....THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Push your eyes for interesting light show (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things your subconscious is trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV? See how long you can hold your breath (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible. My personal best is 2:00 (exactly). Try to not think about penguins (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway. Use your secret mind power (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Pick a passer by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out. Scratch yourself (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good? Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises. Hurt yourself (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain. Pretend to be a car (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity. Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes. Get yourself as nauseated as possible (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect happy noooooo yearWell hellooo there its seems like aages since ive updated or written anything worth reading.Crimbo and new year has been and gone and im still trying to shift the sick feeling i get when i look at chocolates after having one too many.Been really busy and out and about so not had much time to come say hi to everybody but ill try and get round and say(a belated) happy new year to you all.Hope everyone is well and the new years resolutions are going ok..if you have made any.mine is too give up smoking which errm hasnt really taken off so far.Ive started smoking rollups as i smoke looads less as i cant be bothered to roll them so therefore dont smoke as many.At least they look like cigarettes now as i have filters too before they just looked like tampax as i was soo shit at rolling.Any attempt to use a filter failed as when i lifted it up it would drop out.Had a good xmas and new year,the last of the turkey is about gone and the decorations back in the loft.Only another 11 months before we start again  .wooo fecking yay. |
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